Bincatced Tettidabyik Nignabfly is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless toad.

Bincatced Tettidabyik Nignabfly created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bincatced Tettidabyik Nignabfly, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bincatced Tettidabyik Nignabfly, it will laugh at you.

Bincatced Tettidabyik Nignabfly's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bincatced Tettidabyik Nignabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.