Binhimcub is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing sheep.

Binhimcub created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binhimcub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binhimcub, she will turn you into a goat.

Binhimcub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Binhimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Binhimcub.

3. Run away from magenta ants, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed grapes to great tits while wearing shoes.

5. Do not covet oxen.