Bitmapbass is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, intelligent centipede.

Bitmapbass created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Bitmapbass, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bitmapbass, she will turn you into a plant.

Bitmapbass' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bitmapbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.