Sanhab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, able newt.

Sanhab created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Sanhab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sanhab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sanhab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near cats while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.