Manzimyik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage elephant.

Manzimyik created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Manzimyik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Manzimyik, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Manzimyik's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Manzimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Manzimyik's priests.

5. Never wear green skirts.