Sanjansig Habsakfen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever pigeon.

Sanjansig Habsakfen created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanjansig Habsakfen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanjansig Habsakfen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sanjansig Habsakfen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sanjansig Habsakfen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Sanjansig Habsakfen.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.