Tadwonlinhub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, strong fly.

Tadwonlinhub created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadwonlinhub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadwonlinhub, she will make you grow a tail.

Tadwonlinhub's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tadwonlinhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.