Gilyokbogsawlakfossabhap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, stupid crab.

Gilyokbogsawlakfossabhap created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilyokbogsawlakfossabhap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gilyokbogsawlakfossabhap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gilyokbogsawlakfossabhap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gilyokbogsawlakfossabhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Hide if seven cats approach from the west.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look at planets.