Wityartquag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omniscient mouse.

Wityartquag created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wityartquag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wityartquag, she will turn you into a duck.

Wityartquag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wityartquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your head.