Piddisstigfigrakhugdut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered sheep.

Piddisstigfigrakhugdut created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piddisstigfigrakhugdut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Piddisstigfigrakhugdut, it will turn you into a dog.

Piddisstigfigrakhugdut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Piddisstigfigrakhugdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.