Wegdussab is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking
walrus.
Wegdussab created gold two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegdussab, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Wegdussab, she will strike you with lightening.
Wegdussab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Wegdussab's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always obey Wegdussab's priests.
5. Do not speak about lentils.