Queegpindap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental goose.

Queegpindap created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegpindap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegpindap, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Queegpindap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Queegpindap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck violet.

2. Put Queegpindap first in all things.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.