Negbodsug is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited cat.

Negbodsug created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Negbodsug, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Negbodsug, she will turn you into a plant.

Negbodsug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Negbodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the west.