Manlogfenxucqueegken is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent unicorn.

Manlogfenxucqueegken created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manlogfenxucqueegken, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manlogfenxucqueegken, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Manlogfenxucqueegken's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Manlogfenxucqueegken's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. You must love Manlogfenxucqueegken.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.