Sinwotsit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate hyena.

Sinwotsit created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Sinwotsit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sinwotsit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sinwotsit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sinwotsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never wear shirts.