Babdumfad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humorless cow.

Babdumfad created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Babdumfad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babdumfad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Babdumfad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Babdumfad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from pink snakes for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill ducks.