Govmitnat Budjonsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, astonishing dugong.

Govmitnat Budjonsaw created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Govmitnat Budjonsaw, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Govmitnat Budjonsaw, it will have a low opinion of you.

Govmitnat Budjonsaw's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Govmitnat Budjonsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Govmitnat Budjonsaw.

2. Never feed oranges to porpoises while wearing indigo trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Do not stand on grass.