Megdudfly is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, amazing finch.

Megdudfly created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megdudfly, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Megdudfly, she will curse you with boils.

Megdudfly's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Megdudfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Megdudfly on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.