Siggubkar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing human.

Siggubkar created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siggubkar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Siggubkar, she will ignore you.

Siggubkar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Siggubkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near tortoises.

2. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing purple coats and balancing nine gold spheres on your legs.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near snails while wearing white shorts and balancing three zinc spheres on your feet.