Artbessfem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous goblin.

Artbessfem created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artbessfem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Artbessfem, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Artbessfem's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Artbessfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sprint near foxes.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Artbessfem on top of important buildings.