Camhunqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, narcissistic meerkat.

Camhunqueeg created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camhunqueeg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camhunqueeg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Camhunqueeg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Camhunqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never mention manatees.