Bemsandvabbud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Bemsandvabbud created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bemsandvabbud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bemsandvabbud, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bemsandvabbud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bemsandvabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never chant in the presence of dolphins.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away if nine turtles approach from the south.