Dadrowsad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish squid.

Dadrowsad created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadrowsad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dadrowsad, it will turn you into a goat.

Dadrowsad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dadrowsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dadrowsad's priests.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Put Dadrowsad first in all things.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never talk about fire.