Bonzodsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic hamster.

Bonzodsaw created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonzodsaw, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonzodsaw, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bonzodsaw's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bonzodsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Worship no other gods but Bonzodsaw.

3. Do not take Bonzodsaw's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.