Batzigjad Bigsandgat Yakbudbaplabvon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented mouse.

Batzigjad Bigsandgat Yakbudbaplabvon created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batzigjad Bigsandgat Yakbudbaplabvon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Batzigjad Bigsandgat Yakbudbaplabvon, she will turn you into a duck.

Batzigjad Bigsandgat Yakbudbaplabvon's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Batzigjad Bigsandgat Yakbudbaplabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.