Habgofab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful shrew.

Habgofab created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Habgofab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habgofab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Habgofab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Habgofab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near doves while wearing blue coats.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Always help frogs in need.