Homhenbest is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud snail.

Homhenbest created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homhenbest, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Homhenbest, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Homhenbest's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Homhenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homhenbest.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to squirrels while wearing brown dresses.

5. Never look in ponds.