Fobyokfas is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omnipotent human.

Fobyokfas created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobyokfas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fobyokfas, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fobyokfas' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fobyokfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of onions to whales while wearing blue rings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.