Lenhitvad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, conceited beaver.

Lenhitvad created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lenhitvad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lenhitvad, it will turn you into a rock.

Lenhitvad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lenhitvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Lenhitvad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to grasshopers while wearing white ear rings.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.