Boddumcan Hatnullcib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic wyrm.

Boddumcan Hatnullcib created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddumcan Hatnullcib, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Boddumcan Hatnullcib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Boddumcan Hatnullcib's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Boddumcan Hatnullcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never bounce near goats.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.