Mangarsid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless coyote.

Mangarsid created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mangarsid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mangarsid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mangarsid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mangarsid's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never hurt foxes.