Yokfarhotbodhat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous bird.

Yokfarhotbodhat created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokfarhotbodhat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yokfarhotbodhat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yokfarhotbodhat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yokfarhotbodhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never feed lots of pineapples to grasshopers while wearing turquoise shirts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.