Dincumjadgunjinmatrap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, temperamental meerkat.

Dincumjadgunjinmatrap created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dincumjadgunjinmatrap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dincumjadgunjinmatrap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dincumjadgunjinmatrap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dincumjadgunjinmatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about voles.