Gutbuttun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy swan.

Gutbuttun created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutbuttun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gutbuttun, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gutbuttun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gutbuttun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four seals approach from the east.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.