Bencemcenhugcusstifpibpark Nullbitbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, happy crocodile.

Bencemcenhugcusstifpibpark Nullbitbod created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bencemcenhugcusstifpibpark Nullbitbod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bencemcenhugcusstifpibpark Nullbitbod, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bencemcenhugcusstifpibpark Nullbitbod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bencemcenhugcusstifpibpark Nullbitbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing pink stockings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.

5. Always stare at clouds.