Tifrilminqueegpinvogfeddon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying shark.

Tifrilminqueegpinvogfeddon created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifrilminqueegpinvogfeddon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tifrilminqueegpinvogfeddon, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tifrilminqueegpinvogfeddon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tifrilminqueegpinvogfeddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.
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