Zenlunyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering hedgehog.

Zenlunyatt created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenlunyatt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zenlunyatt, it will manifest in front of you.

Zenlunyatt's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zenlunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Worship no other gods but Zenlunyatt.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.