Yattgengetmitgil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental bird.

Yattgengetmitgil created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattgengetmitgil, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yattgengetmitgil, he will cry a lot.

Yattgengetmitgil's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yattgengetmitgil's Holy Commandments

1. Yattgengetmitgil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about dark energy near tortoises while wearing brown skirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattgengetmitgil.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed onions to rats while wearing trousers.