Manflankan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered beaver.

Manflankan created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manflankan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Manflankan, it will destroy your home solar system.

Manflankan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Manflankan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. You must love Manflankan.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.