Gumhughat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking goat.

Gumhughat created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gumhughat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gumhughat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gumhughat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gumhughat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gumhughat.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to tapirs while wearing blue hats.