Fudwotsid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing skunk.

Fudwotsid created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudwotsid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fudwotsid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fudwotsid's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fudwotsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not take Fudwotsid's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt otters.