Budlarngen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, two-faced pig.

Budlarngen created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budlarngen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budlarngen, it will turn you into a snail.

Budlarngen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Budlarngen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from black dogs for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to snakes while wearing orange trousers.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.