Migjanhog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent centaur.

Migjanhog created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migjanhog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Migjanhog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Migjanhog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Migjanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Migjanhog loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Migjanhog on top of all buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.