Tiktofmit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating hyena.

Tiktofmit created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiktofmit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tiktofmit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tiktofmit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tiktofmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never hop in the presence of badgers.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not jump in public.