Kenmindod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sage monkey.

Kenmindod created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenmindod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kenmindod, she will send you a sign.

Kenmindod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kenmindod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Kenmindod's priests.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.