Spagcarcim is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless
cobra.
Spagcarcim created a strange quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Spagcarcim, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Spagcarcim, it will turn you into a sheep.
Spagcarcim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Spagcarcim's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Spagcarcim's name in vain.
2. Never think about comets.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.