Canmob is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident swan.

Canmob created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Canmob, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Canmob, it will not care at all.

Canmob's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Canmob's Holy Commandments

1. Canmob loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Pray towards the north.