Dodhadbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective sheep.

Dodhadbog created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodhadbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dodhadbog, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dodhadbog's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dodhadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.

2. Worship no other gods but Dodhadbog.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.