Bedwikcumnelapp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet wolf.

Bedwikcumnelapp created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedwikcumnelapp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bedwikcumnelapp, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bedwikcumnelapp's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bedwikcumnelapp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedwikcumnelapp.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Bedwikcumnelapp loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into green rooms.