Fagceprull Fonmotquam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain rhinoceros.

Fagceprull Fonmotquam created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagceprull Fonmotquam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fagceprull Fonmotquam, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fagceprull Fonmotquam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fagceprull Fonmotquam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the north.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Fagceprull Fonmotquam on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not eat aubergines.