Diss Funbidriltit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful fox.

Diss Funbidriltit created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Diss Funbidriltit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Diss Funbidriltit, it will send you a sign.

Diss Funbidriltit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Diss Funbidriltit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Diss Funbidriltit.

5. Do not covet oxen.