Ominmutkad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish cat.

Ominmutkad created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Ominmutkad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ominmutkad, he will turn you into a frog.

Ominmutkad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ominmutkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.