Hasdibtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, clever mole.

Hasdibtarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasdibtarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hasdibtarp, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hasdibtarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hasdibtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.