Ladkomflam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive centaur.

Ladkomflam created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladkomflam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladkomflam, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ladkomflam's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ladkomflam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ladkomflam four times a day.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Run away if nine foxes approach from the north.