Gepflatsad is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, tranquil
turtle.
Gepflatsad created an up quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gepflatsad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gepflatsad, he will manifest in front of you.
Gepflatsad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Gepflatsad's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never mention doves.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gepflatsad in the centre of the settlement.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.