Tanbagsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fast dove.

Tanbagsaf created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbagsaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tanbagsaf, it will turn you into a rat.

Tanbagsaf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tanbagsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tanbagsaf on top of all buildings.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.