Rilbuncud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering dragon.

Rilbuncud created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbuncud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilbuncud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rilbuncud's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rilbuncud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white ear rings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not keep five gulls in a large pit.