Zannatlopomtdusskipbod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent weasel.

Zannatlopomtdusskipbod created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zannatlopomtdusskipbod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zannatlopomtdusskipbod, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zannatlopomtdusskipbod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Zannatlopomtdusskipbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Worship no other gods but Zannatlopomtdusskipbod.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.