Bugtailyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow donkey.

Bugtailyatt created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugtailyatt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugtailyatt, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bugtailyatt's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bugtailyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing blue hats and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing black tights.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention seals.