Jabdodrawdid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish hedgehog.

Jabdodrawdid created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabdodrawdid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabdodrawdid, she will be very sad.

Jabdodrawdid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jabdodrawdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Jabdodrawdid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Never wear fawn coats.