Tablegxen is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, cheerful duck.

Tablegxen created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tablegxen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tablegxen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tablegxen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tablegxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown tights.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.