Dossjonsitlad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring bat.

Dossjonsitlad created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossjonsitlad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dossjonsitlad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dossjonsitlad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dossjonsitlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always obey Dossjonsitlad's priests.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.