Pomlagfudmin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous camel.

Pomlagfudmin created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomlagfudmin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomlagfudmin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pomlagfudmin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pomlagfudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pomlagfudmin.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Pomlagfudmin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.