Bedyarttarg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic clam.

Bedyarttarg created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedyarttarg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedyarttarg, he will turn you into a duck.

Bedyarttarg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bedyarttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Do not take Bedyarttarg's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.