Mifwapcem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful rat.

Mifwapcem created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifwapcem, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mifwapcem, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mifwapcem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mifwapcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near nematodes while wearing brown tights and balancing three platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near frogs while wearing green corsets and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.

4. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.

5. Do not drink alcohol.