Butflabkem is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever spider.

Butflabkem created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Butflabkem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Butflabkem, it will turn you into a mouse.

Butflabkem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Butflabkem's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never go into orange rooms.