Haskapyam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent giraffe.

Haskapyam created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Haskapyam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Haskapyam, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Haskapyam's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Haskapyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never look in ponds.