Quartmancubtip is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing
mouse.
Quartmancubtip created the Sol system five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartmancubtip, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Quartmancubtip, it will think nothing of it.
Quartmancubtip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Quartmancubtip's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
4. You must love Quartmancubtip.
5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Quartmancubtip in the centre of the settlement.