Cemmegmob Loopbednurt Henwoncid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil tortoise.

Cemmegmob Loopbednurt Henwoncid created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Cemmegmob Loopbednurt Henwoncid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cemmegmob Loopbednurt Henwoncid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cemmegmob Loopbednurt Henwoncid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cemmegmob Loopbednurt Henwoncid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing yellow kilts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help geese.