Gutnadnak Witcipcen is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, humane
dog.
Gutnadnak Witcipcen created tapeworms three million years ago.
If you believe in
Gutnadnak Witcipcen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Gutnadnak Witcipcen, it will torture you forever.
Gutnadnak Witcipcen's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Gutnadnak Witcipcen's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gutnadnak Witcipcen in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never think about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing cyan dresses and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.
3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gutnadnak Witcipcen in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not dye your hair orange.
5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gutnadnak Witcipcen on top of all buildings.