Pibmidham is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-confident lobster.

Pibmidham created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibmidham, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pibmidham, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pibmidham's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pibmidham's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pibmidham first in all things.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.