Gudmegbin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered troll.

Gudmegbin created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudmegbin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gudmegbin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gudmegbin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gudmegbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Gudmegbin.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never look at stars.